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Inane, possibly insane news: you just can’t make this stuff up.

WEDNESDAY OPEN THREAD

Posted by Fosgood on January 28, 2009

 

 First 100 days.

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IS EIGHT ENOUGH?!?

Posted by Fosgood on January 26, 2009

California mother gives birth to eight.

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YAY!!!

Posted by Fosgood on January 20, 2009

The work begins.

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BETTER THAN BAMBOO, YUM

Posted by Fosgood on January 8, 2009

Let’s hope “Gu Gu”  is not going ga ga over the taste of  “Long Pig.

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TUESDAY OPEN THREAD

Posted by Fosgood on January 6, 2009

A 6-year-old Virginia boy who missed his bus tried to drive to school in his family’s sedan—and crashed.

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2009

Posted by Fosgood on January 5, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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HERE’S A NEW ONE: HOW ABOUT REVERSE ENTITLEMENT??

Posted by Fosgood on December 22, 2008

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Why is the anti-Obama crowd so set against Caroline Kennedy replacing Hillary Clinton for senator, in New York State?  In the case of Republican Peter King, he knows she would be a tough incumbent to beat when her term is up.  And certainly, Andrew Cuomo’s ambitions would be set back, somewhat.  But what about the rest of the mob?  Are they just being sucked into the usual news-for-entertainment media vortex?  Or, are they just trying to punish an ardent Obama supporter for helping him get elected?

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SMELL IT YOUR WAY

Posted by Fosgood on December 18, 2008

“The scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”   BURGER KING has launched a new men’s body spray called “FLAME.” 

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THURSDAY OPEN THREAD

Posted by Fosgood on December 18, 2008

NEW YORK—In what many are calling the most comprehensive study of its kind, Staten Island historians Robert Wilburn and Charles Tinsley have successfully traced the lines of the infamous Wu-Tang Clan all the way back to 1993 A.D.

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L’HOMME DE GEEZER or VIEUX “G” POPS A CAP

Posted by Fosgood on December 16, 2008

 

A 70-year-old man in Senegal was arrested for firing a rifle at a rap group last weekend during a concert because he believed the lyrics to their songs mocked him. The man was at the concert in the village of Lobali when he ordered the group to stop singing about a, quote, “cranky old man.”

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SUNDAY OPEN THREAD

Posted by Fosgood on December 14, 2008

SOME REASONS YOUNG WOMEN SAY THEY PREFER OLDER MEN

I’m not into a lot of sex and he’s so easy to please.

Between the dribble glass and the adult-diaper changing, it’s a laugh-a-minute.

I love the sound of coughing in the morning.

I love to play the game,  ”Sneezy, Wheezy, Parcheesi.”

Ear hair:  who can resist it!

I just can’t get enough of that old-man smell.

It can’t last too much longer.

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WEDNESDAY OPEN THREAD

Posted by Fosgood on December 10, 2008

If you have a monkey,  it must be under 40 pounds.

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TUESDAY OPEN THREAD

Posted by Fosgood on December 9, 2008

Just one more thing regarding the OJ Simpson’s case.  You just can’t make this stuff up.

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SCOTUS RULES ON MR. OBAMA’S BIRTH PAPER

Posted by Fosgood on December 8, 2008

 

 Maybe, we may now put this issue to rest.   Stay tuned.

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MONDAY OPEN THREAD

Posted by Fosgood on December 8, 2008

Don’t be tempted to steal Christmas presents, says chief constable

Financially-stretched parents in the UK struggling because of the economic crisis are being warned by a county’s top police officer not to steal gifts for their children this Christmas.

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