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Archive for September, 2008

RUTTING MOOSE SHOT ON A NEW ENGLAND STREET

Posted by Fosgood on September 30, 2008

 

In a rut?  At least your not a Moose.  A Moose in a rut was shot dead on the streets of Worcester, Massachusetts.

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HEAVY MEDALS

Posted by Fosgood on September 30, 2008

The groom wore white.  But, the accessories were a bit much.  At least, that’s what the judge might have had in mind at the groom’s sentencing.

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CAT CALL

Posted by Fosgood on September 30, 2008

 

Police in Wyoming reportedly were called in to remove a cat.  The cat turned out to be a cat, more or less.  Actually, more more than less. 

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POP-POP’S PREGNANT?

Posted by Fosgood on September 29, 2008

 

Doctors mistakenly tell a 71 year old man he is pregnant.  No, it’s not this big-bellied fellow in the picture above.  He’s there just to show the potential real estate involved.  Read on for…

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A FINE MESS

Posted by Fosgood on September 29, 2008

A Brazilian driver fined nearly $2 million for speeding.

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BACON RULES!

Posted by Fosgood on September 22, 2008

 

JOLEE BACON sizzled at a weekend hog-calling contest, in Northern Idaho.

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COLD DUCKS!

Posted by Fosgood on September 21, 2008

NASA scientists are using 90 rubber ducks to learn why glaciers speed up in Summer.   The bath toys were inserted into the ice of Greenland’s fastest-moving glacier,  the Jakobshavn Glacier  -very likely the source of the iceberg that sank the Titanic in 1912- with the hope that someone finds them if and when they emerge into Baffin Bay.

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SERVING EWE AND EWE AND ESPECIALLY EWE

Posted by Fosgood on September 16, 2008

Now this is really Nut’n But Mutton:

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AMAZING MAIZE MAZE

Posted by Fosgood on September 16, 2008

There’s something corny about the “VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS” slogan and the Virginia Tourism Corporation wants to make sure everyone knows it.  A 9-acre corn maze shaped as the “Virginia is for Lovers” logo debuted Tuesday at Cows-N-Corn in Midland.  It only took 50 thousand seeds per acre for the maze.  The work was commissioned by Patty Leonard, whose family owns Cows-N-Corn. 
 

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ARF-RUFF-RUFF

Posted by Fosgood on September 14, 2008

Dog dials 9-1-1 to save his master.

 

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MOBY? MAYBE.

Posted by Fosgood on September 12, 2008

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PORN-AGAIN PROBATION

Posted by Fosgood on September 11, 2008

You just can’t make this stuff up!

 

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Posted by Fosgood on September 10, 2008

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TWO ALL-BEEF FATTIES

Posted by Fosgood on September 9, 2008

He had it his way.

 

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KEEP ON TRUCK’N!

Posted by Fosgood on September 7, 2008

Sometimes, you just want to go through life without stepping on anybody’s toes.

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