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Archive for October, 2008

PLUNGER POWER!!

Posted by Fosgood on October 30, 2008

JOE THE PLUMBER has hired a publicity team.  The Press Office in Nashville,  will help him handle the flood of interview and appearance requests that have poured in since he was mentioned during a presidential debate and quickly became a household name.

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RUSH, TO JUDGEMENT!

Posted by Fosgood on October 29, 2008

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TERMINAL RABBIT

Posted by Fosgood on October 29, 2008

You know what this airport needs?  I don’t know – maybe, a  BIG, RED RABBIT -preferably, made of fiberglass- to give the facility that “je ne se quois.”  How about it Sacramento?  It shouldn’t cost any more than let’s say,  $700 thousand.  How about it?

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FODDER ABOUT SOMEONE’S MUMMY!!

Posted by Fosgood on October 27, 2008

The mummified remains of a disabled Kentucky woman were found in the trunk of her brother’s car, police said, and her crudely wrapped body may have been stored in her bedroom for two years.

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DESPERATELY SEEKING VICTORY?

Posted by Fosgood on October 27, 2008

Eight days before the election, this group claims there’s still a way to help the candidate of your choice:  VOO DOO!!!

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Protected: PALIN WHIG PARTY? NO, PALIN WIG PARTY

Posted by Fosgood on October 23, 2008

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STARS’ WARS II

Posted by Fosgood on October 23, 2008

“The Rebuttal”

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FUNNY FOLKS FOR “THAT ONE”

Posted by Fosgood on October 23, 2008

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STARS’ WARS

Posted by Fosgood on October 22, 2008

Maybe, George Takei is tired of hearing his last name mis-pronounced.

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SCOUTS WHO CARE ENOUGH TO GIVE

Posted by Fosgood on October 21, 2008

Two 12-year old Boy Scouts care enough to want to give up their time to make a difference.

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“CALAMARI CALAMITY,” OR “NEVER PICK A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE WHO BUYS SQUID INK BY THE BARREL”

Posted by Fosgood on October 20, 2008

 

Hundreds of Humboldt squid that apparently ventured too far north in search of food have washed up on northern Oregon beaches in a rare die-off.

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ESPECIALLY, “THE DEVIL AND MISS JONES”

Posted by Fosgood on October 20, 2008

 

Members of a Jacksonville, Florida church gathered Sunday to burn at least 100 reels of X-rated movies from the ’70s and ’80s that were discovered recently when the church bought on old drive-in theater.

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NO RESTROOM FOR THE WEARY

Posted by Fosgood on October 19, 2008

 

Two high school seniors in South Dakota have completed an unusual class project.

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“THE CASE OF THE ILLEGAL SIMIAN,” OR “NEVER MONKEY AROUND WITH THE COURT!”

Posted by Fosgood on October 17, 2008

A Van Nuys resident has found himself in court once again for harboring an undocumented primate.

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JOE THE PLUMBER?

Posted by Fosgood on October 16, 2008

Joe the Plumber!!!  What about Joe the Bartender??

“Joe the Plumber” is just one among many.

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