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Archive for November, 2008

HOW SWEET IT IS!!

Posted by Fosgood on November 25, 2008

 Sugar in space may be the spice of life!

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THE KING OF THE FACE-DANCERS

Posted by Fosgood on November 25, 2008

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FACE-DANCING, JAPANESE-STYLE

Posted by Fosgood on November 25, 2008

Nani?!?!

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MAITRE D’ MONKEY or WAITER TOOK MY BANANA BREAD?!

Posted by Fosgood on November 24, 2008

  

 

 

 

Would you like to touch my monkey?

 

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WIND BREAKER FOILED

Posted by Fosgood on November 24, 2008

Find me a gas-passer and tell them to pre-medicate this patient. Then have them get us some pictures, the ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now.  – TRAPPER JOHN, 1970

Pass neither notes nor gas in America’s classrooms.  A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he passed gas – allegedly to disrupt the class.

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“IS IT A TRIPLE OR A TURKEY?”

Posted by Fosgood on November 23, 2008

STRAIGHT “BUTTER” BALL

It’s a Thanksgiving tradition in Cincinnati - an annual outdoor event using frozen turkeys in place of bowling balls.  They call it “Turkey Bowl.”

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GOOBLE-D-GOOK

Posted by Fosgood on November 23, 2008

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YES, IT IS! AGAIN!!

Posted by Fosgood on November 20, 2008

NOT ABOUT THE CLINTONS?
 

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HEY WILMA!!!

Posted by Fosgood on November 19, 2008

 

Scientists have deciphered much of the genetic code of the woolly mammoth, a feat they say could allow them to recreate the shaggy, prehistoric beast in as little as a decade or two.

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HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

Posted by Fosgood on November 19, 2008

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“CSI: 40 WHACKS!!” or “COLDEST CASE”

Posted by Fosgood on November 12, 2008

 

As the song goes, “You can’t chop your father up in Massachusetts.”  Lizzie Borden was acquitted of that, in Fall River, in 1892.  Some Pennsylvania forensic students are taking a second look at the case.

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FACE-DANCING ANDROID

Posted by Fosgood on November 12, 2008

They call it “Jules.”

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OBAMA, JAPAN CATCHES OBAMA FEVER!

Posted by Fosgood on November 5, 2008

 

Residents of OBAMA, a city on the west coast of  Honshu, Japan get into the spirit of the victory at the polls for the new American president-elect.

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OBAMA WINS!

Posted by Fosgood on November 5, 2008

YES, WE CAN!

 

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A MAMMOTH PROJECT

Posted by Fosgood on November 4, 2008

Japanese scientists want to create a Whooly Mammoth after successfully creating a mouse from a dead cell frozen for 16 years.   The dead mouse cell had been preserved at minus 20 degrees Celsius (minus 4 degrees Fahrenheit) — a temperature similar to frozen ground.   Mammoths died out during the Ice Age.  Researchers would need the egg of an elephant with the cell nucleus of a mammoth implanted into the uterus of an elephant to be successful.

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