
SOME REASONS YOUNG WOMEN SAY THEY PREFER OLDER MEN
I’m not into a lot of sex and he’s so easy to please.
Between the dribble glass and the adult-diaper changing, it’s a laugh-a-minute.
I love the sound of coughing in the morning.
I love to play the game, ”Sneezy, Wheezy, Parcheesi.”
Ear hair: who can resist it!
I just can’t get enough of that old-man smell.
It can’t last too much longer.